My baby's first words:
Baby: r-r-r
Me: Ring? Rain? what are you trying to say?
Baby: Rise and shine motherfucker,it's a brand new day! Are you going to stay in bed like a wuss? Or are you going to get up and grab life by tit balls! Are you a wuss? are you a wuss? ARE YOU A FUCKING WUSS???
Eller om det är min man som kommer höra ungens första ord:
Baby: D-d-d
Dad: Dad? are your first word going to be dad????!?
Baby: Don't wanna be an american idiot *guitarrsolo comes out of babys mouth*
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